Bob wonders if there's a catch to the Belchers being invited to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club's holiday boat parade; Louise has her eye on the Santa Schooner.

A grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Gene, Tina and Louise on the naughty list, inspiring them to arrange a musical performance in hopes of changing Santa's mind before Christmas.

Linda wants to add some extra cheer to the holidays by throwing a holiday party. After her ornaments are stolen, Linda interrogates her guests. The children think it was "The Bleaken".

The Belcher kids get into a turf war with teenagers who take their usual sledding territory; Bob tries to help Linda knit three scarves before Christmas.

The kids get caught up in a stunt competition at a Christmas tree farm, while Bob decorates cookies for Santa and Linda tries to find every tree a home.

The Belchers' family trip to see Christmas lights becomes a rescue mission in more ways than one.

Bob and Linda try to attend all the kids' holiday performances at the same time.

Gene breaks an extremely rare Christmas record from the '70s, so he and his sisters search for another copy; Teddy tries to do a neighborhood Secret Santa with Bob and Linda.

The Belchers race for their lives on Christmas eve.

Bob's father comes to town.